Slept about 12 hours, feel like I could sleep twelve more.
When I went to bed last night I told the wife to set the alarm to make sure I woke up in time to go to work on Monday morning.
I've been up, devoured a breakfast of pancakes and bacon and now feel like I'm ready to go back to bed.
I think that pillow over there and I have some issues to resolve, and I need to make my case known.

Well, I'm back.
The festival was fine.
Kids were out of tickets within a few minutes.
[Silicon] Battlemaxx: Did they eat them?
[Silicon] Kids do that. Sometimes
No, but we almost lost one up a nose.
But, thankfully the wife pulled it out of my nostril just in time.
Kid, not ticket, that is.

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Well, the fish for dinner was rather...well...let's say I miss the meatloaf.
Apparently crap, er carp is cheap so she buys nasty fish.
We don't save money.
No one eats it.
So, I suggested that we just not buy groceries at all instead of inedible crap.
The kids can eat at school a couple times a day and fill up before they come home, or something.

So, I get home and find the first graders wearing makeup.
Someone on the bus decided to "do" them.
I looked at them, looked at their mom and made a comment about which street corner I was supposed to stick them on tonight and that my wife should dress them warmly.
I'm in trouble.
I got sent to my room.
Which is okay with me.
The wife is making fish for dinner tonight.
I said, "Fish for dinner, eh?"
and followed with "What's for snack later?"
I'm in more trouble.

The three year old has set up camp in the "big bed", and declared martial law.
I better not cross Grand Marshal Elmo, or else the Teddy Bear Shock Troops will dispatch me.

I had a caller today, asked me "Did I call the right place?"
I said "I don't know, you dialed the phone."
My wife either loves me, or hates me.
She gave me a chicken tv dinner for lunch today.

The wife's dinner wasn't especially edible tonight.
I thought she went to the grocery store today.
Apparently the store was out of "food".
Either that or she went to the new grocery store "Craptown", or maybe she was in a hurry and went to "Craptown Express".
Do you think they sell Hot Pockets?
Either they were out of food, or she did the grocery shopping at AutoZone again.
When Warrant sang the song "Cherry Pie", for some reason I don't think they were speaking of the pastry filled with fruit.

My wife and I were having a contest earlier, we were trying to name 50 fruits.
My entry of "George Bush, supposed president" was rejected.

Had sauerkraut for dinner.
Wife said we were having german for dinner, I said I wouldn't mind a little german later, either. :)
Guess where her family is from... :)