So, I get home and find the first graders wearing makeup.
Someone on the bus decided to "do" them.
I looked at them, looked at their mom and made a comment about which street corner I was supposed to stick them on tonight and that my wife should dress them warmly.
I'm in trouble.
I got sent to my room.
Which is okay with me.
The wife is making fish for dinner tonight.
I said, "Fish for dinner, eh?"
and followed with "What's for snack later?"
I'm in more trouble.