The wife's dinner wasn't especially edible tonight.
I thought she went to the grocery store today.
Apparently the store was out of "food".
Either that or she went to the new grocery store "Craptown", or maybe she was in a hurry and went to "Craptown Express".
Do you think they sell Hot Pockets?
Either they were out of food, or she did the grocery shopping at AutoZone again.
When Warrant sang the song "Cherry Pie", for some reason I don't think they were speaking of the pastry filled with fruit.