$1360 for plane ticket and hotel

slightly cheaper than the $3200 price I found earlier

With the money you save, you could get a hooker or gfe

gfe?

girlfriend experience

ahh

I read about it on a web site.

I think that means she nags you, wants you to commit and makes you spend lots of money on her.

She'll also alienate you from your friends, probably.

But I'm not sure.