We had makeup sex.
Well, she put on makeup.
Then she had sex.
I think.
I couldn't tell.
She had the door closed.
But, I could hear noises.

We were supposed to get snow.
Didn't get any.
We were supposed to get more snow.
Didn't get any.
The wife promised me sex.
Didn't get any.
Do you see the trend here?

So, I looked over at the wife and said no one was talking to me in IRC, the gaming rig has hung and there is nothing on tv and asked her if she wanted to have sex.
So, she did.
I can't win.

So, my eldest daughter asked the wife where babies come from.
My wife tried to explain it, and the daughter kept asking questions.
I am quite disturbed.
Apparently my wife provided quite a bit of information.
And, I'm like "A six year old doesn't need that kind of info
So, I told the wife when our daughter comes home knocked up it will be my wife's fault, and she'll have to deal with it.
I'm not going to jail for that one.