My youngest daughter asked me how old she had to be to get married.
I told her 40 or over my dead body.

Wow, my daughter just came in and informed us that she has nothing to wear.
My wife looked at her and said she has a closet full of clothes.
My daughter stomped out mad.
I looked at my wife, shrugged and said "She's a woman."
My wife is now angry with me.

So, my eldest daughter asked the wife where babies come from.
My wife tried to explain it, and the daughter kept asking questions.
I am quite disturbed.
Apparently my wife provided quite a bit of information.
And, I'm like "A six year old doesn't need that kind of info
So, I told the wife when our daughter comes home knocked up it will be my wife's fault, and she'll have to deal with it.
I'm not going to jail for that one.