ok wife made dinner
or, as someone such as myself might call it, the crap I'm having tomorrow on my lunch break that I didn't care for last night
or something along those lines.
I got all excited, she said she was making mac and cheese.
She lied.
She made some sort of pasta or shell and goop stuff.

[Silicon] regarding the lunch blog post...
Geez, everyone is a critic.
The guy at work asked me about it, as well.
I told him the wife is on a cold streak.
She can cook well, but lately she is making McDonald's look like gourmet.
I don't know what her deal is, but I'll ask her and we'll go from there.
But, usually my asking is something like "Do I make enough money to buy groceries?" to which she replies "No, not really."
From there it becomes something like me telling her to start to cook or else I'm going to eat on the way home.
and, she usually starts making better stuff.

then later:
I've never wanted to hang up on a group of callers as I have the recent three.
"My boss said his Blackberry doesn't work and wants me to call so you can fix it." -- Umm, what's wrong with it? "I don't know, he said it doesn't work right."
Guy calls, sounds like he is calling from metal shop, and I tell him I can't hear him.
Another guy calls, tells me his account is locked then proceeds to read the EPHD one time numbers off to me. He rattles off 20 or more before I can stop him.

I sent this to a co-worker earlier:
Every day I die a little bit more:
Today I've had the following calls:
"When I cable my Blackberry up to my computer, it says device connected. Why is that?"
I'm on the order page to order a Blackberry, do I need to fill out the form if I want to order a Blackberry?"
"My mouse doesn't work."
I'm dying here.

I was telling my wife that the cubicle life is like an isolation chamber for me and by the end of the day I crave human contact and just want to have a normal conversation with someone.
[Jetta] then you come here?! O_o
True.

I made a comment out loud that someone was getting lucky tonight.
One of my daughters asked who.
I said "Me!"
The daughter asked why I was getting lucky.
I said "I get to sleep with mommy tonight!"
My daughter said "That's not lucky, you get to do that every night!" and was disappointed that it wasn't something cool.

I was heading to bed, but then the wife said my girlfriend had to go home.
So, that kind of nixed the bed plan.
[...]
Yeah, it was kind of weird.
I'd bring a date home, we'd be making out and then it would get weird with the wife sitting at the other end of the couch staring at us kind of awkwardly.

So, have we made $2 on the blog, yet.
I want to spend my share on porn.
I know my share wouldn't be much, but I wouldn't need much porn.
er, I mean.
Nevermind.

I took the six year olds to cheer practice.
It is not recommended that you yell out "Shake your moneymakers" to them during their dance routine.

My wife made "monkey bread" for dessert.
She didn't use fresh monkey. :(