Nite folks, going to go beg the wife for some piece then quiet.

It is Father's Day.
The kids asked me what I wanted to do.
I said, eat fried foods, grilled meats and watch sports.
My wife asked me what I wanted to do.
I said, send the kids over to my mom's place.
She asked why.
I grinned and said so we could practice what made me a father in the first place.
She laughed.
She knew that meant begging, whining and alcohol.

http://www.madtux.org/
I saw an ad from them on the site.
But, I can't click on it.
It would violate the Geneva Convention, apparently.

Lunch time!
Be back later
Unless the wife uses the ham to lure me into something else.
In which case be back two minutes later than the original later.

I should not speak unkindly of a computer when I am using it.
Apparently it gets angry.
Very angry.

Well, I am back.
We didn't have dinner.
We had McDonald's.

So, I'm working on the PII 266, finally get video drivers installed on it.
I'm getting it to a usable point, to some degree.
I ran MS/Windows Update.
I waited.
I aged.
I waited some more.
I cleaned out my belly button.
I found Hoffa.
I quit, set it up for auto-updates, and shut down.
I powered the system up this morning to let it collect.
Now I'm watching a snail race across the room as the system patches 56 updates into the system.
I'll be eligible for retirement before this thing is done.

So, we just got back from the in-laws.
If you wonder where all the heat comes from, it is there place.
They keep it shut up, and the air off because the kids might come in and out a lot and no sense in letting the air out.
So, there I am, the fat guy wheezing and sweating and about to pass out.
It was like a sauna.
I'm laying on the tile floor in the bathroom, gasping for air.

The wife is trying to get me in the mood, she is reading from the new Dell catalog that came in the mail today.

I'm livin' the good life.
I'm feelin' lucky.
I went to Taco Bell.
They got my order wrong and gave me extra stuff.