It is Father's Day.
The kids asked me what I wanted to do.
I said, eat fried foods, grilled meats and watch sports.
My wife asked me what I wanted to do.
I said, send the kids over to my mom's place.
She asked why.
I grinned and said so we could practice what made me a father in the first place.
She laughed.
She knew that meant begging, whining and alcohol.