Canada is weird.
We should invade them, destroy them and take their bacon!

I wonder how much bacon I could eat before I died, passed out or threw up.

bacon, the meat lover's chocolate

Well, time to wander off.
Wife is cooking bacon.
She must be trying to get me in the mood.
or, clog up my arteries.

Well, the bait shop in the mall closed up, guess I have to drive to Lexington if I want me some sushi.
Or, I have to go catch it myself.
Battlemaxx gotta eat.
Wife burned the bacon tonight.
She decided it was healthier for me, figured I wouldn't eat it.
I proved her right.
800 degrees Fahrenheit is not an appropriate oven temperature to cook with, me thinks.