So I got home today, and found that someone had fed the dog an amazing amount of chili or something.
She had a poop fest in the living room.
My wife called, right as I walked in and made this discovery.
I asked her if she wanted to clean up the dogs mess.
She said no, I could clean it up.
I said okay, you'll clean up my mess when I get sick.
Women are impervious to odor, smell and foulness after they bear children.