Before I continue, got any pepto?
I had to pour bleach into my eyes.
I was supposed to be finding some pictures of the kids that we didn't have at home.
Instead I found what my mom posts to her "romance" and "dating" sites.
My eyes. My eyes. Oh my GAWD my EYES.
The horror.
I was like "Mom, you can't be lying about your age. I'm sorry, I think they can tell, and if they can't then maybe they have issues."
I don't think you can be in your early to mid 40s and have a son that is 36. Sorry.
I know this is KY, but there are some things even Spielberg can't stretch that much fantasy into.
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