I was helping one of the kids with their reading homework tonight.
There is a moment when they need help pronouncing a word, something like "dipper" and for a moment you want to tell them something like "flooglehorn" instead of the correct pronunciation.
I think that is the defining moment of being a parent, when you do what is right instead of what will be hilarious for years to come.
Or, hilarious to you up until the divorce proceedings.