The wife and kids are going to her parents tomorrow for the rest of the week.
The wife decided to cook and leave me some food so my mom wouldn't give her a hard time.
I pointed out to my wife that leaving stuff for me to eat implied it was edible in the first place.
This did not sit well with her.
Her lasagna didn't sit well with me, either.
She was like "It'll be better after it sits."
I'm thinking, it'll be gone after you're gone.
The dog is lucky, she is going with them and won't have to survive on the lasagna while "mommy" is gone.
My wife was like "I'm leaving food for you while we're gone." and I was like "Taco Bell?"
She told me I couldn't go out while they were gone.
Party at my place while they are gone.
Be sure to bring food, though.