I just got back from Wal-Mart.
We've got culture there.
Southern culture...
...on the skids...
You ever feel bad about yourself, go to Wal-Mart.
Someone there is worse off than you.
Guaranteed.
If you're a dyslexic, anorexic, one-eyed ex-Gestapo amputee, they've got an albino, dyslexic, anorexic, one-eyed ex-Gestapo amputee somewhere in the store.
If you're obese, they've got someone there twice your size carrying around a Big Gulp and the economy 55 lb. drum of dorito chips.