I really wouldn't want to be associated with the Republicans.
I like to be able to think.
Although I pretend to be a Republican in City of Villains.
I play a Mastermind.
I control zombies.
So, they are like young Republicans.
Actually, to be honest I named the zombie minions after people at work that I don't particularly care for all that much.

So yeah.
The sex thing.
Here is one thing you can do to improve your sex life.
One simple thing.
Find a partner!
Preferably a willing partner.

Someone clogged up the toilet.
They come ask me if I did it.
I said no.
I said if I had done it I would have let it be known since I listed it as one of my goals for my focal review.

Here's one of my sample calls from today.
Someone calls in, their account is disabled for inactivity.
I re-enable it, tell 'em to wait until quarter til for it to become available.
They ask me if that was quarter til Eastern or Pacific.

My three year old walked into the room and informed me that her poop was blue.
Fortunately she did not bring a sample.
I'm going to trust her on this one.

I'm going to open a day care.
It'll charge like $5/day for your kid.
It'll be a series of pens set-up.
And an automatic cheerio dispenser that goes off every so often, but with just enough feed for all but one of the kids.
Gotta make 'em tough.
Survival of the fittest.
You want to eat, you gotta get in there.
You aren't tough, you don't eat.
The strong will survive.
The smart will survive.

I get bored at work, cutoff from the outside world.
Yeah, I hit dilbert and bbspot within a few minutes of logging into our phone system.
After that it is cnn, espn, job/career sites then off to wikipedia.
One day I'm going to file an exemption to the firewall for IRC.
My reason is going to be "I'm bored, if I don't gain access to the outside world I'm going to shoot myself."
$5 says the request is denied.
Because I didn't complete the script correctly.

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It is bath time for the kids.
or as I like to think of it "up against the wall and spray 'em time"
Dang.
One of the kids pooped in the tub.
Well, there are tub toys involved.
Along with her sisters.
Now the wife wants to boil and bleach everything.

The wife spent the better part of the day thinking it was Saturday for some reason.
Even though I was at work, got up at 6 and she woke up to the alarm clock.
In any case I'm going to play the "Hey, it is Saturday night card" and see if that means weekend whoopie or not.
Wish me luck.

I just heard one of the kids yell out "I am not ready for you to pull my panties down".
I have no idea why it was said.
I hope to never hear it again.
If I do, my reaction won't be "What?"
It'll be "Where is the damned shotgun?!?!?!?!"