So, I went looking in the cabinet today for a new razor.
I noticed the plethora of feminine products.
They were "light" or "mini" or "with wings", and it got me to thinking.
If dudes got periods instead of women, our products would be stuff like "Blood Dam 4000", "Clotstopper 2K", and "Mega Flow Blocker with Extras"
We wouldn't have wussy product names. We'd have cool products.
"The Hoover Dam of flow control" would be a tagline.
There'd be a skull on the packaging.
We wouldn't have wings on 'em, we'd have flames!
So, after that line of thinking I realized something else.
If guys got periods, we'd cure it.