I spend all day on the phone providing tech support.
So, people are wishing me "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays" or some other type of sentiment.
I appreciate it, but I've decided I don't want to get in trouble in case I offend someone with my phrase of "May the Flying Spaghetti Monster endow you with empowerment and being" or "Festivus!".
So, my holiday greeting is going to be "May the Force be with you!"
It is non-denominational and it really helps if you are fighting a Sith Lord.