The other night at cheerleading practice I made one of the moms laugh at me, and I didn't have to take off my pants.
My daughter wanted me to tell her a story while we waited.
So I did.
I told her the beginning of Star Wars: Episode IV: A New Hope.
The mom overheard me and I had to explain the different episodes and titles to her.
I'm like "This is Star Wars. This is like the bible and stuff. You should know it."
But, I bet I can't get the school board to hang the Tarkin Doctrine on the wall next to the Ten Commandments at school.