So, I got up this morning, and had one of those fearful Monday mornings you dread.
I threw up, felt like crap and decided that since I didn't feel well I would go to work.

I work all day and have to take calls and all my friends have left the company, so I come here expecting to be able to socialize and instead I am greeted with quiet.
If I wanted awkward silence I'd sit with my wife.