The U.S. sprang forward, the world appears to not have ended.
No thanks to Congress.
Wait.
No one greeted me when I arrived.
So, either everyone is asleep.
The world has ended.
Or, I'm trapped in some weird time paradox.
I could also still be asleep.

My company has developed a time machine.
We can take someone one hour into the future in only 61 minutes.