[Jetta] so how was t-ball?
It was fine.
I only got hit once.
Most of the kids paid some attention part of the time.
No parents threatened me, and I only had to go into the stands once to punch a parent.
The police didn't get called this week.
No media, either.
All in all, a successful outing.

We have t-ball in about 45 minutes.
So, have to get the kids ready and head over to the Y.
Of course the Y is next door, so it takes all of three minutes to walk there.
It takes seven hours of preparation to make the walk, though.
The moon landing requires less effort than wrangling these three kids out the door to a destination in a timely fashion.
Less personnel and money as well, probably.