So, I'm working on the PII 266, finally get video drivers installed on it.
I'm getting it to a usable point, to some degree.
I ran MS/Windows Update.
I waited.
I aged.
I waited some more.
I cleaned out my belly button.
I found Hoffa.
I quit, set it up for auto-updates, and shut down.
I powered the system up this morning to let it collect.
Now I'm watching a snail race across the room as the system patches 56 updates into the system.
I'll be eligible for retirement before this thing is done.