So, this morning one of my callers informed me that I was rude and she did not like my attitude.
I told her to shut her cake hole and take a Midol.
[ma9mwah] she knew you
Actually I said "Mom, stop calling here!"

My mom is funny.
She reads the scores and makes it up in her head who is going to play.
Somehow she has Tennessee out, and Vandy is still playing.
I'll miss her when we have to put her in the home.

I got home, the kids were gone.
My mom has had them for most of the day.
I hope they are okay, my wife said my mom was going to cook for them.

We had lunch at my mom's place, the wife has Poison Control on speed dial.

We're over at my mom's, I may have to go back and watch football on the other tv.
I hope to be home to watch the Rose Bowl.
But, my mom wants to feed the kids pizza before we go.
I think the kids have an immunity to my mom's cooking.