[cwhyl] isn't harrry potter for kids?
[pointwood] so is nintendo wii ;)
So are boobies, to some degree or another for a certain amount of time.

I told my wife I'd like to see some boobies tonight.
She pointed me back towards the computer.

Well, I went downstairs right before the wife got home and started emptying the dishwasher, then working on dinner.
I made a mess.
I was sent to my room.
Plan successful!

Good night folks.
The three year old went Niagara in her bed.
I have to get the canoe and go rescue her.

I am going to a birthday party for twin six year olds.
It is Star Wars themed.
Hope it is the good Star Wars.

I just took a poop so hard core even Chuck Norris couldn't handle it.

I really wouldn't want to be associated with the Republicans.
I like to be able to think.
Although I pretend to be a Republican in City of Villains.
I play a Mastermind.
I control zombies.
So, they are like young Republicans.
Actually, to be honest I named the zombie minions after people at work that I don't particularly care for all that much.

So yeah.
The sex thing.
Here is one thing you can do to improve your sex life.
One simple thing.
Find a partner!
Preferably a willing partner.

Someone clogged up the toilet.
They come ask me if I did it.
I said no.
I said if I had done it I would have let it be known since I listed it as one of my goals for my focal review.

Here's one of my sample calls from today.
Someone calls in, their account is disabled for inactivity.
I re-enable it, tell 'em to wait until quarter til for it to become available.
They ask me if that was quarter til Eastern or Pacific.