My youngest daughter is weird.
She has adopted the broken cable modem as her "baby" and carries it with her.
Earlier she bathed it.
If it wasn't broken, it is now I imagine.

The wife found a new recipe for spaghetti.
You saute all the veggies, that makes the sauce and you don't use a 'real' sauce like you would think of normally.
It was quite tasty.
like my wife! :)

When a child grooms herself using toothpaste, soap and conditioner in her hair it might lead to trouble.

Well, I scared the crap out of one of the kids tonight.
Man, that wall is going to need to be scraped and painted now.

If I had a polar bear, I would name it Pickles

Today was stupid day at work.

One person called, wanted more memory for her computer because, and I quote, "It takes a long time to uninstall programs"

Someone else called and wanted a local tech to come out and look at their machine because a modem in Connecticut wasn't answering.

My youngest daughter asked me how old she had to be to get married.
I told her 40 or over my dead body.