[cwhyl] isn't harrry potter for kids?
[pointwood] so is nintendo wii ;)
So are boobies, to some degree or another for a certain amount of time.

I told my wife I'd like to see some boobies tonight.
She pointed me back towards the computer.

Well, I went downstairs right before the wife got home and started emptying the dishwasher, then working on dinner.
I made a mess.
I was sent to my room.
Plan successful!

Good night folks.
The three year old went Niagara in her bed.
I have to get the canoe and go rescue her.

I am going to a birthday party for twin six year olds.
It is Star Wars themed.
Hope it is the good Star Wars.

I just took a poop so hard core even Chuck Norris couldn't handle it.

I really wouldn't want to be associated with the Republicans.
I like to be able to think.
Although I pretend to be a Republican in City of Villains.
I play a Mastermind.
I control zombies.
So, they are like young Republicans.
Actually, to be honest I named the zombie minions after people at work that I don't particularly care for all that much.

So yeah.
The sex thing.
Here is one thing you can do to improve your sex life.
One simple thing.
Find a partner!
Preferably a willing partner.

Someone clogged up the toilet.
They come ask me if I did it.
I said no.
I said if I had done it I would have let it be known since I listed it as one of my goals for my focal review.

Here's one of my sample calls from today.
Someone calls in, their account is disabled for inactivity.
I re-enable it, tell 'em to wait until quarter til for it to become available.
They ask me if that was quarter til Eastern or Pacific.

My three year old walked into the room and informed me that her poop was blue.
Fortunately she did not bring a sample.
I'm going to trust her on this one.