Friday, November 13, 2009
So, I was telling my wife how "shit my dad says" has been optioned for a tv series and a book and stuff.
She thinks you guys need to get off your asses and post funny stuff.
Then, she also thinks I need to come up with funny stuff.
So I told her that I'd have more material if she cooked more often.
I then drew her a map to the kitchen.
Friday, October 16, 2009
Tuesday, October 13, 2009
Monday, October 12, 2009
Tuesday, October 06, 2009
It is early, we've already got a pair of winners:
1) "How do I submit an online request for service?" -- submitted via, you guessed it, the online request for service site
2) "Neither of my monitors will display anything, and I am seeing several error messages about the network." -- Umm, okay. Either the first part isn't correct or you are having flashbacks causing the second or maybe the monitors won't display anything but network error messages
1) "How do I submit an online request for service?" -- submitted via, you guessed it, the online request for service site
2) "Neither of my monitors will display anything, and I am seeing several error messages about the network." -- Umm, okay. Either the first part isn't correct or you are having flashbacks causing the second or maybe the monitors won't display anything but network error messages
Friday, August 28, 2009
Thursday, August 27, 2009
I got in trouble the other day, but the scenario is funnier if you use fast food as the example.
A customer walks into McDonald's and orders a Whopper. The cashier says we don't have Whoppers, but lets go get in my car and I'll drive you over to Burger King because that is what I have to do. The cashier takes the customer to Burger King, gets them their food and makes sure they are happy. Meanwhile, the customers at McDonald's are standing in line staring at a cash register with no cashier.
A customer walks into McDonald's and orders a Whopper. The cashier says we don't have Whoppers, but lets go get in my car and I'll drive you over to Burger King because that is what I have to do. The cashier takes the customer to Burger King, gets them their food and makes sure they are happy. Meanwhile, the customers at McDonald's are standing in line staring at a cash register with no cashier.
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)