$1360 for plane ticket and hotel

slightly cheaper than the $3200 price I found earlier

With the money you save, you could get a hooker or gfe

gfe?

girlfriend experience

ahh

I read about it on a web site.

I think that means she nags you, wants you to commit and makes you spend lots of money on her.

She'll also alienate you from your friends, probably.

But I'm not sure.

So, I was telling my wife how "shit my dad says" has been optioned for a tv series and a book and stuff.

She thinks you guys need to get off your asses and post funny stuff.

Then, she also thinks I need to come up with funny stuff.

So I told her that I'd have more material if she cooked more often.

I then drew her a map to the kitchen.