I'm back.
I went to school.
Had lunch with the kids.
All 200 of them, it would seem.
By the way, do not hit on the teachers when your wife is present.
It makes for some awkward moments.
But if you use the kids bathroom it does make you feel like a giant.

Sprays the darn things, they keep coming back.
Come to think of it, she sprays me and I keep coming back.
She keeps saying she needs to have me sprayed.
Wait.
think I put an "r" in there that wasn't needed.

Earlier today, on the way home, I called my wife.
The three year old took the phone away from her and started babbling.
I hung up.
My wife called back.
I said if I wanted to deal with the mentality of a three year old I'd turn around, go back to work and take calls from our users.
Actually I shouldn't say that.
It insults my daughter.

So, a co-worker wore a very, very tight t-shirt to work today that totally revealed what they had.
I'm serious.
There are some things a 55 year old man shouldn't wear in public.